Technorati Profile

 “Jackass” star Bam Margera has gone public with his Jessica Simpson romance, admitting the fling ended his volatile romance with on/off girlfriend Jennifer Rivell.

The “Viva La Bam” star, who is now married to childhood sweetheart Missy Rothstein, was romantically linked to Simpson after she split from husband Nick Lachey in 2005.

Simpson has always denied reports, despite Margera’s boasts during interviews that he briefly dated the pop star.

And now Margera is coming clean about the romance, admitting his Simpson fling came to an end when his former fiancee found out about it.

Margera says, “We were seeing each other for a while — but that whole Hollywood thing just isn’t me. I guess it was good it happened though.

“The stories about me and Jessica prompted my ex, who I had been seeing on and off, to go nuts. She went crazy.

“She broke thousands of dollars worth of S#!+ at my house and all the rest of it — but at least it gave me a good excuse to dump her. “I got rid of her after that, so, in a way, I can be grateful to Jessica Simpson. She helped me on the path of true love.”

In touch weekly.com is reporting that Jennifer Lopez is all knocked up. And with twins at that!

An insider tells In Touch that the 38-year-old J-Lo is “about twelve weeks pregnant” and that “she’s due in the spring.”

Apparently, Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony have been trying to get pregnant for years, to no avail. When things got really desperate, they turned to in vitro fertilization, with much success, because Lopez seems to be carrying not only one, but two babies inside her womb!

Well, congratulations and all that, but one thing concerns me: How big is J-Lo’s ass gonna get? The In Touch report “she’s over the moon” upon learning that she’s knocked up. More like she, or her booty, will become the moon itself, at least for the next nine months or so. Expect high tides and flooding in certain parts of the world.

The Hills star Heidi Montag showed off her new pair of boobs and her new nose in a pink bikini. I think she looks great, way better than before but it’s obvious that her new pair doesn’t look anything like natural breasts.

Well…you look cute Heidi., but where are your priorities, Heidi?!?!

Technorati Profile